December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
I refuse to move or give in.
No one can move me. No one.
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Sometimes the deepest breaths
are pulled from the bottom of the ocean floor,...
– Andrea Gibson (Titanic)
Saved a 7 year old girl today.
And I’m pretty sure my reward was catching pneumonia from being cold and wet the rest of the day…
but i still love being a lifeguard
Give me all your snot!
– Words of Romance by Kelsie.
Anonymous asked: You're so different in person..
Anonymous asked: Merry Christmas to you too
Anonymous asked: transformation video?
Last night I reached 200,000 views on my...
I’m in total shock. Took me a couple months short of a year to get that. Never in a million years did I ever dream that would happen.
Me in the car...
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
"I'm not like most girls." - Most girls.
…so I have to prove it.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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Could really use a good cuddle right now..
legit
harleyquinnmakara:
like-a-disney-love-song:
smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty:
homesweethalf-life:
homosuck-sexual:
milla-poop:
epicwinsauce:
pizzarash:
45 Seconds of me you will never get back.
Watch me battle my EVIL TWIN!!!!
I don’t even want those 45 seconds back
^^^ same.
Always reblog
Every single time I see it on my dash.
oh god fdjsk
Always. Reblog.
I never want...
jaackiebeear:
Dubstep Cereal Commercial